Lucas Conley
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.

August 4, 2008 NailingEdit


  • book OBD: Obsessive Branding Disorder
  • Vatican credit card
  • baby naming rights sold
  • The interview sponsored by Dr. Pepper, drink it slow, Dr's order
    • Conley claims to have been sponsored by Sunkist
  • instead of innovation, customer service, better products
    • he believes people look for the brand instead, about messaging
  • every brand wants to be a lifestyle brand
  • Sylvester Stallone Pudding™
  • NASCAR Romance Novels™
    • NASCAR also sells packaged meats
  • Kool-Aid brand sneakers™
    • may start foot-flavored Kool-Aid
  • Harley Davidson birthday candles™
  • Playdough Cologne™
  • Hawaiian Punch Limbalm™
  • Reeses Lipbalm™
  • Cheetos Lipbalm™

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