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Loyalty Day
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Since 5/1/1776

Loyalty Day is celebrated each year on May 1st by loyal Americans who would never submit an Iraq War funding bill that imposes an artificial timetable.

Loyalty Day was officially recognized and declared in 1958 by Congress, though it was first observed in 1928 as a counter to the dirty commies.

May 1st is NOT Labor Day or Immigrant Rights Day. It is LOYALTY DAY damnit.

The Greatest President Ever's 2007 ProclamationEdit


America was founded by patriots who risked their lives to bring freedom to our Nation. Today, our
citizens are grateful for our Founding Fathers and confident in the principles that lead us forward.
On Loyalty Day, we celebrate the blessings of freedom and remember our responsibility to continue
our legacy of liberty.
Our Nation has never been united simply by blood, birth, or soil, but instead has always been
united by the ideals that move us beyond our background and teach us what it means to be
Americans. We believe deeply in freedom and self-government, values embodied in our cherished
documents and defended by our troops over the course of generations. Our citizens hold the truths
of our founding close to their hearts and demonstrate their loyalty in countless ways. We are
inspired by the patriotic service of the men and women who wear our Nation's uniform with honor
and decency. The military spouses and families who stand by their loved ones represent the best of
the American spirit, and we are profoundly grateful for their sacrifice. Our country is strengthened by
the millions of volunteers who show deep compassion toward their neighbors in need. All citizens
can express their loyalty to the United States by flying the flag, participating in our democracy, and
learning more about our country's grand story of courage and simple dream of dignity.
The Congress, by Public Law 85-529, as amended, has designated May 1 of each year as "Loyalty
Day." This Loyalty Day, and throughout the year, I ask all Americans to join me in reaffirming our
allegiance to our Nation.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby
proclaim May 1, 2007, as Loyalty Day. I call upon the people of the United States to participate in
this national observance and to display the flag of the United States on Loyalty Day as a symbol
of pride in our Nation.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirtieth day of April, in the year of our
Lord two thousand seven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two
hundred and thirty-first.

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