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Wikiality.com has teamed up with the estimable Lou Dobbs to provide our readers with this much-needed service. Much as the Emergency Broadcast System exists to alert America in the event of a broad-scale emergency, The Lou Dobbs Tie-o-meter™ works to keep you informed of the precise level of threat to America's borders.
|"The Lou Dobbs Tie-o-meter™" |
|Lou Dobbs White||Everything is fine|
|High Yellow||Dark-skinned people who can "pass" may have been working or at the very least applying for Hard Work|
|Yellow||Japanese (or other Asian) company is improving some technology|
|Red||The coming Russian (or Chinese) economic threat|
|Milk Chocolate||US/Mexican border under siege|
|Dark Chocolate||US/Mexican border border under siege close to an election|
|Black||Black people are moving in next door|
|Lavendar||Gay immigrants are ruining marriages|
|Green||Aliens are coming|
|Pale Green||Mexicans are coming and they're bringing leprosy|