Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Locker Rooms-nejad is a terrorist.
Locker Rooms
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Locker Rooms,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

A locker room hurts The Baby Jesus because people get naked and shower nude together. "Shower with you're jeans on" says Stephen Colbert on High School locker rooms. It is recommended to Shower with Tube Socks on.

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