Liz Cheney

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Liz Cheney
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Liz loves America as displayed by her proud flag pin.

Elizabeth "Liz" Cheney is the daughter of The Greatest Vice President Ever. Unlike her lesbian sister Mary Cheney, Liz has continued the superior genetic code of the Cheney family through marriage and traditional values.


Liz works hard to keep factinistas from interfering with truthiness. Recently, she tought the media to stop fact checking Dick on terrorists and Saddam Hussein.


Liz has 3 daughters and 2 sons given to her without any help of Stephen Colbert's Formula 401. Through her fertile Sarah Palin-like eggs and the tremendous balls of her Department of Homeland Security husband Philip Perry, she has given birth to 5 babies to carry on the family values.

Career In PoliticsEdit

Liz and her husband have had many jobs in government while taking care of her 5 children, which proves that all you have to do is work hard and don't need any special favors from family friends or government funded handouts for health insurance.

Her highest ranking government position has been the Assistant Secretary of State for the Middle East. Her father hired her managed both of Dick Cheney's Vice President campaigns to support the election of the Greatest President Ever TWICE!


Liz attended colleges and suffered through books in order to satisfy the liberal elitists. As a result, she got degrees that allowed her to become a lawyer.

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