Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
Josh purse medium
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.

Lithuania is a country in Europe. Its citizens eat a lot of potatoes. It is the number one exporter of beef in the world, and the number one importer of pork.

Lithuania is not an offspring of Russia, but since its president is an American, they're sort of ok.

They released a national perfume that makes you smell like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.

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