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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Listeria Monocytogenes-nejad is a terrorist.

Listeria Monocytogenes (Listeria M.) is a terrorist cell that infiltrated America's chicken reserves.

Listeria M. attacks its foes by refusing to "free the chicken" until it gets its way.

Battling alone against these cowards is that great American corporation, Oscar Mayer.

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