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Below is a list of women by their level of "sexiness". Remember, we aren't objectifying women here: we're just identifying the sexiest ones
for our own gratification to give other women something to aspire to.
|1.||Soledad O'Brien||According to Stephen the undisputed sexiest woman alive. (sorry Charlene!)|
|2.||Nancy Reagan||"Just say no" to younger women.|
|3.||Ann Coulter||Strident, butch, conservative commentator babe. (Also expected to surpass both Nancy and Soledad in about two weeks)|
|4.||Michelle Malkin||Strident, Asian, conservative commentator babe.|
|5.||Condoleeza Rice||Sultry foreigner-ass-kicking babe.|
|6.||Jane Fonda||Lap candy|
|7.||Eleanor Holmes Norton||Stephen's chocolate satellite fantasy|