Below is a list of women by their level of "sexiness". Remember, we aren't objectifying women here: we're just identifying the sexiest ones for our own gratification to give other women something to aspire to.

Rank Woman Notes
1. Soledad O'Brien According to Stephen the undisputed sexiest woman alive. (sorry Charlene!)
2. Nancy Reagan "Just say no" to younger women.
3. Ann Coulter Strident, butch, conservative commentator babe. (Also expected to surpass both Nancy and Soledad in about two weeks)
4. Michelle Malkin Strident, Asian, conservative commentator babe.
5. Condoleeza Rice Sultry foreigner-ass-kicking babe.
6. Jane Fonda Lap candy
7. Eleanor Holmes Norton Stephen's chocolate satellite fantasy

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