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These people or corporations are proud members of the Debt-Miles® reward program. Their level within the Debt-Miles® structure reflects the amount of debt that they have contributed to the program, and thus the many millions of miles they have earned for America. Thank you, Debt-Miles® Members for pushing American debt out of this world, out of this solar system, out of this galaxy!
Plutonium-Level members have contributed at least 1 Trillion dollars of debt to the program.
- The Fed
- The Treasury Department
- The Pentagon
- The office of the President
- The US Congress
- The US Senate
- The Greatest President
- Barack Hussein Obama
|With the Obama Card debt is a thing of the past, let the taxpayers pick up the tab.|
Gold-Level members have contributed at least 10 billion dollars of debt to the program.
- Wachovia Corp
- Bernie Madoff
- Fannie Mae
- Freddie Mac
- Morgan Stanley
- Bear Stearns
- Ponzi Motor Company
Silver-Level members have contributed at least 5 billion dollars of debt to the program.
Bronze-Level Members have contributed at least 1 billion dollars of debt to the program.
Associate Members have contributed less than 1 billion dollars of debt to the program.