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Debt-Miles® MembersEdit

These people or corporations are proud members of the Debt-Miles® reward program. Their level within the Debt-Miles® structure reflects the amount of debt that they have contributed to the program, and thus the many millions of miles they have earned for America. Thank you, Debt-Miles® Members for pushing American debt out of this world, out of this solar system, out of this galaxy!

Plutonium-Level MembersEdit

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President Obama's Debt-Miles Plutonium Card

Plutonium-Level members have contributed at least 1 Trillion dollars of debt to the program.

Gold-Level MembersEdit

With the Obama Card debt is a thing of the past, let the taxpayers pick up the tab.

Gold-Level members have contributed at least 10 billion dollars of debt to the program.

Silver-Level MembersEdit

Silver-Level members have contributed at least 5 billion dollars of debt to the program.

Bronze-Level MembersEdit

Bronze-Level Members have contributed at least 1 billion dollars of debt to the program.

Associate MembersEdit

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Associate Debt-Miles Card

Associate Members have contributed less than 1 billion dollars of debt to the program.

  • Americans - Under the Federal Government's bailout packages, every Baby Jesus-loving American taxpayer has been enrolled in the Debt-Miles Program at an Associate level. This gives them $50,000 of debt in the program each, between October 1, 2007 and February 17, 2009. Newborns are welcome!

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