Lip Bite Index
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.

Lip Bite Index (regret grading system)

  1. measurement of regret, used by married men who have cheated on their wives, created by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

"Lip Bite Index"
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