Lilly Allen
has bad teeth and a funny accent because she is British.
Lilly Allen
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Lilly Allen
is too drunk to drive herself home...
she must be Irish.

Lilly Allen does coke

Lilly Allen is a British singer who parties a lot. She got pregnant because she couldn't remain celebate until marriage. She is a member of the Hollywood Pregnancy Association. She had a miscarriage.

Allen is best known for her teeth, they are not exactly the most British in the world. She may start a trend.

Her song "The Fear" is a tribute to Franklin Roosevelt.

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