Lil' Wayne
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Al Franken
Lil' Wayne has earned

Lil' Wayne is an New Orleans based Hip Hop artist who just received 8 Grammy nominations including album of the year for the February 2009 ceremony. His hit single "Lollipop" is about oral sex. Michael Phelps listens to his music before he sets a world record. The seats in his Lamborghini are made of 100% whale scrotum leather, because enough white males between the ages of 14 and 18 have bought his records for him to afford such a luxury. He is in fact a giant robot suit. If you open up his chest panel, inside you will find a two year old Caucasian baby who can already speak, read, and write on a 5th grade level. Young moderates view him as the single greatest threat to the progress of their generation, rivaled only by Akon.

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