Lil' Wayne is an New Orleans based Hip Hop artist who just received 8 Grammy nominations including album of the year for the February 2009 ceremony. His hit single "Lollipop" is about oral sex. Michael Phelps listens to his music before he sets a world record. The seats in his Lamborghini are made of 100% whale scrotum leather, because enough white males between the ages of 14 and 18 have bought his records for him to afford such a luxury. He is in fact a giant robot suit. If you open up his chest panel, inside you will find a two year old Caucasian baby who can already speak, read, and write on a 5th grade level. Young moderates view him as the single greatest threat to the progress of their generation, rivaled only by Akon.