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Light saber skills are something Stephen Colbert possesses a lot of. It is not known exactly where his skills were learned; perhaps he was born with these powers, but it is known that he has trained Darth Sidious, and Mr. T in this art form. Unlike any Jedi portrayed in the Hollywood liberal George Lucas' propaganda films, he has never lost a duel. Stephen Colbert once entered an epic light saber battle with his mentor and friend Wilford Brimley resulting in Brimley's Diabeetus.