makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Past tense of the verb "lie". Told an untruthiness.

A lie is a combination of words that defy some rules of logic. Stephen Colbert is good and very well-skilled at doing this and among other things. Many lies Stephen makes are just stretches of truth that only he in his superior mind can follow. Stephen Colbert filters the truthiness in a way that we can understand.

Famous Lied..s Edit

  • "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." - Bill Clinton, 1992 and 1996
  • "Pluto is no longer our 9th planet." - International Astronomical Union, 2006
  • "I can whip your ass, bitch!" - anyone who has ever said this to Chuck Norris
  • "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Ron Jeremy

is a part of's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.

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