Lick Me
is available for purchase
from and for the benefit of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.


Obey all labels.

A brand of 9-volt batteries that are irresistible to the American Patriot's tongue.

They can be used as an inexpensive security technology to protect cheese plates from interns or Hot Television Hosts.

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