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Unless you're 50 or 100 pounds overweight, Leptoprin is not for you. Leptoprin is only for those who are seriously overweight, that's why it costs $99.99 per pill.
This has been an excerpt from The Federal Trade Commission's official transcript of the Leptoprin television commercial, because you are simply too fat to sit up long enough to read the whole thing, Fatty.