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Leonardo DiCaprio
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.
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Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Leonardo DiCaprio
is all Girlieman.
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Leonardo DiCaprio has earned
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The great actress Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo "DeCrap" DiCaprio is a hater of America and everything American, especially the free market. Miss DiCaprio spends her days in Hollywood emulating and pursuing Bears.

He's also known as a MAWGGR, which loosely translates to a Mediocre Actor Who Gets Good Roles.

He was one of those eco-freaks who got brainwashed by Al Gore.

The only good thing he did was teach Dr. Colbert the joy of low-class dancingEpisode #447... and screw the occasional supermodel. You gotta give him props for that.








FactoidsEdit

  • Leonardo's high school nickname / clever anagram: Crapoleo DiNardio
  • Leonardo pays the paparazzi to take his picture with models. He spends time with models to get hair and make-up tips.
  • Leonardo claims that diamonds are not a girl's best friend, but instead are dangerous and should be avoided.

See AlsoEdit

  • Leonardo loves anti-American cars, such as the Toyota Prius.
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Leonardo DiCaprio
looks good in anything,
but looks hot in drag, baby!!

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