|The Left Coast |
|Official Language(s):||Spanish & English|
|Standard MPH:||55 MPH|
|Principal imports:||The Soul of America|
|Principal exports:||Soul crushing "Entertainment"|
The Left Coast raises often bazaar and baffling questions about the future of America. The Left Coast is full of people who think with their heads and hearts and not their guts like the Great Stephen Colbert.
Hollywood movies are part of a plot to make America weak and allow our enemies to have their way with us.
True American Heroes from the Left CoastEdit
There are a few Real Americans who, against all odds, make positive contributions to the our great country. If you are one of the Real Americans, who think with you [gut], take inspiration from these great people!
Left Coast Fun FactsEdit
- Left Coasters are still sleeping when Real Americans are hard at work.