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Laurie Garrett
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


May 6, 2009 NailingEdit

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  • global health expert better understanding of swine flu as long as better understanding it does not interfere with irrational fear
  • they shared some purell
  • wrote cover article of the current issue of Newsweek
    • a pig on the cover at the door trying to lick our children
  • it's new and nasty, but not nasty enough
  • we're in the middle of an epidemic
    • when she heard there was an epidemic, she only thought of how much cash she could rake in
  • industrial pig farms are
  • pigs are mixing vessel
    • because they are delicious
    • they will eat anything
  • permissive GI tract
    • their guts have loose morals
  • we need to be terrified of chickens
    • there is H5N1
      • 850 times as bad; 82% of people who get it die
  • started in the U.S. we exported it to Mexico
    • then she insulted Lou Dobbs by suggesting that we quarantine him
  • Indonesia will not share their
    • they believe we make and release the virus (along with the Jews) and charge people for the antidote

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