Lawrence Eagleburger serving up innocent eagles (who were in the wrong place at the wrong time) to his evil buddies.

Laurence S. Eagleburger
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

Laurence S. Eagleburger is from a long line of sick sick ancestors who enjoy eating burgers made from eagles.

His last name says it all, people; this guy has singlehandedly depleted the Eagle population by having illegal cookouts at his evil hideout while dressing in drag. In fact, his name should be: Laurence EvildirtyunamericancommielovingMichaelMoorebangingbabysatanworshipper.

Oh, and by the way, who spells 'Lawrence' with a 'u' where the 'w' should be? A pagan, and a Commie pagan at that!

Mr. Eagleburger, you have never been on the Colbert Report, but you may as well be dead to Stephen, you dirty old bastard. You even had the nerve to call for the impeachment of The Greatest President Ever.

What happened to this once great Real American?

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