Laura Dern
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

Laura Dern is an American actress known for her overly whorish roles, who somehow was cast to play the beautiful and demure Katherine Harris in the HBO lie-fest, Recount, which twists the truth about the 2000 presidential election to favor liberals and capitalism-hater Al Gore!

May 14, 2008 NailingEdit

Laura Dern
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process



  • Stephen has enjoyed her since she played "Girl Eating Ice Cream" in Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
  • Stephen is star-struck
  • her resemblance to Harris is like looking in a foggy mirror that prevents one from seeing how much make up one applies
  • all-star cast
  • would not reveal who played Jesus
  • thinks Stephen looks amazing

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