Laura D'Andrea Tyson
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Barack Hussein Obama's economic advisor.

September 2, 2008 NailingEdit


  • she wore bold colors and will do so throughout the fall
  • wanted to talk about the Misery Index
    • typical democrats see glass half empty
      • she says the glass is 98% empty; denied the residue at the bottom!
  • 4,000 foreclosures
  • likes to talk about misery
  • claims Democratic President are better for the economy than Republican ones
    • The Mob applauded early
  • everyone does better under Democratic administrations
    • except the top 1%
  • believes the last 8 years has more weight than the last 2 weeks
  • she hates people who work hard
    • reassures them (Dr. Colbert) will do fine
  • the first time Dr. Colbert invited a guest to suck on his teat

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