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Latvia is the troubled middle child of the Baltic.
Latvian people are generally the same as Lithuanians but have a much larger penis size. Estonians are their slow brethren, Belarussians being landlocked are their mortal nemesis, along with Swiss, and Luxies.
Latvia is a great and powerful ally of the Coalition of the Willing, or C.O.W in the war of terror. Latvia is also "one of the good ones" in The NATO. They sent a legion of 200 Livonian Knights to battle Satan and his lover Sadaam Husein
Latvia, Hotbed of Godless SocialismEdit
Latvian former president Dr. Vaira Vike-Freiberga was born in Latvia, but moved to Canada. Because she did not move to the greatest country in the world, but to the communist heaven to the north, Latvia had a pinko president, and this makes Baby Jesus, The Greatest President Ever, and Stephen Colbert unhappy (and not in any particular order or magnitude of unhappiness). As we all know whatever makes any one of these great individuals unhappy is generally bad for the well being of the world.
As of 2006, almost 44% of Latvian population has Internets at home or at least an access to the Internets Tubes. Latvia is too close to Sweden and Russia, which are trying to spread godless socialism in the region.
Latvia Plans for
World Minor European Countries DominationEdit
Ever since the discussion about the greaterest Livonian knights pulling out of the newly established democracy of Iraq, Latvian truthiness spreaders are planning to invade Liechtenstein, and their cousin Switzerland, which will be an easy campaign since both countries are landlocked. Belarus, you're next!
Latvia: The Lesbian Disease is HereEdit
According with sources Latvian women outnumber men 3 to 1 and by 2050 there will be no more men, forcing many of their women to become lesbians.