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Lasagna is an Italian food known for using the fattest pasta known to man. Unlike other pasta dishes, lasagna it is baked in alternating layers of fat, pasta, tomato, cheese and meat. It contains no vegetables and despite containing the fruit tomato, it is not gay (unless it is vegetarian lasagna).

Lasagna was virtually unknown to Americans until the rotund cartoon cat Garfield's infamous addiction was covered non-stop in the liberal media instead of investigating the Clinton connection between Iran and the Nicaraguan Contras. Garfield's fall from grace was the most notorious celebrity addiction before Amy Winehouse.

How To Make LasagnaEdit






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