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Larry the Cable Guy agrees with Rush,
No Quantity of Dead or Injured Soldiers is sufficient; No exit strategy is necessary.
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!
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HeatherLocklearSQ
Like,
Larry the Cable Guy
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.
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ArnoldSchwarzenegger2
Larry the Cable Guy
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Gay Bear Policeman

Larry is armed and dangerous

Daniel Lawrence Whitney D.D.S. (born Larry the Cable Guy and dumped in a trash can at a NASCAR event moments afterward) is a breed of hyper-intelligent, ultra-conservative heroic American.

His style of anti-semitic, anti-Muslim, anti-thinking humor has brought smiles to children's faces all over the greater 48 states.

He is also known for bravely withstanding the barrage of verbal assaults from that liberal Jew comedian, David Cross.

Although Larry is a private school educated multi-millionaire, he bravely continues to act as though he were raised by poor, trailer trash, inbred, hillbillies to maintain his base.

He may be related to Joe the plumber.

StromThurmond
Klansman
Despite what you may have heard
Larry the Cable Guy
Is totally not racist!
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JesusRebel
Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
Larry the Cable Guy

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