Mr. Craig made his announcement on the same day Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation as The Greatest Attorney General Ever, despite visiting the democrat trap disguised as a bathroom nearly 2 months before. Republican Senator Craig regrets this unfortunate turn of events, especially the timing. Idaho wishes you well, sir!
Idaho governor C.L. "Butch" Otter told everyone he stands behind Republican Senator Craig, just not too close behind, and regrets that he may have to select a replacement for Mr. Craig, if and when the time comes to do so.
Butch also wanted to reiterate to all America that at no time has Idaho ever had an airport, or public bathrooms. Rumors of such things existing in Idaho are scurrilous.
Mr. Craig's ValuesEdit
Mr. Craig's Work in The SenateEdit
Completely not gay.
Mr. Craig's Lifelong Battle Against The Forces of HomosexualityEdit
Not gay, no way!
Mr. Craig's Work For Mitt RomneyEdit
Had nothing to do with him being gay...I mean he's not gay!
His job was to plunge into the unsanitary Presidential candidate crap-shoot, find what matters, peer through the cracks of uncertainty, and root out anyone who stool money from Mitt's ample financial bowels.
Mr. Craig's Future WorkEdit
Mr. Craig held a press conference to emphasize his not being gay, in factiness, he said,
I am not gay, I have never been gay
Mr. Craig also wanted everyone to know that he doesn't intend on becoming gay either.
I Da Ho!
Mr. Craig's HobbiesEdit
- Visiting American airports
- Tap dancing
In 2008 Craig was admonished by a Senate panel.
He soon after asked if he could be admonished by a Senate paddle. 
Larry Craig's favorite
Larry's New JobEdit
Larry Craig, formerly of Idaho, has opened a Washington consulting firm to work as an energy lobbyist.
Mr. Craig is expected to tap into his deep knowledge of the hot oil industry to plunge into unexplored territory. 
- Mile High Toilet Club
- Troy King
- Bob Allen
- Mark Foley
- Future Born Again Christians Club
- Revolving Door
- I May Have Had Sex With Larry Craig
- Rep. Phillip Hinkle's