Lady GaGa
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!
Al Franken
Lady GaGa has earned
Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Lady GaGa-nejad is a terrorist.
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Lady GaGa

Is'a Italian'a, and'a it'a can'a bake'a you'a into'a pizza pie'a! So'a try'a to'a find'a more'a American'a stuff'a.


Lady GaGa in her Music Video for "Poker Face"

Lady GaGa (Real name is Stefani Joanne Germanotta) is an Italian-American Grammy winning Dance Music singer and is the founder of Dance Music. She started out playing in lower Manhattan clubs and eventually got a record deal. Her first single "Just Dance" is a song about surviving an economic disaster by drinking alcohol (Red Wine in particular) and dancing in a club. GaGa is considered to be the nicest woman in the music business. She attended Catholic School as a child which makes our lord and saviour Jesus sad. She also knows how to cook because of her Italian background. She tends to be popular with Gay people however she never asked for the huge gay fanbase. Gays tend to love her bangs which may be the only reason why they like her. Her music is the Best Dance Music- EVER! and will put immoral atheist acts out of business. She is vocal critic of Hollywood and accuses people and Hollywood for wanting their picture taken by the Paparazzi and that many people in Hollywood live for The Fame.

Her voice and tune to her music is what really makes the Baby Jesus cry. Other than that, Baby Jesus has no problem with him, her, it.



Grammy AwardsEdit

In 2010 she won Best Dance Recording for "Poker Face" and Best Electronic/Dance Album for The Fame.


  1. For the most part. So to speak.

See AlsoEdit

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