Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
Hello, Kitty
Hello, Kyrgyzstan
Asian and very good at math.

Kyrgyzstan? Kyrgyzstan!? Okay, now you're just making shit up.

In Kyrgyzstan they think kidnapping women and forcing them into becoming brides is okay. Don't believe me? Read this: [1]

According to this [2] they've kidnapped some American women to force them into being brides. Sow why arent we invading them?

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