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Kwanzaa is a silly pseudo-African, quasi-pagan holiday fabricated in the late 20th Century by an associate professor at California State University, Long Beach.

Kwanzaa is designed to seduce our black friends to become Kwanzaa shoppers and to purchase merchandise at a discount at after-Christmas sales. This behavior is anti-American because it undermines our patriotic duty to shop during Christmas at full retail price. It is also designed to undermine Christmas and is one of the weapons used in the War on Christmas.

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