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Kofi Annan
is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.

Kofi Annan in October 2006, reacting to news of Kim Jong Il's nuclear test.

Kofi Annan was the current Secretary-General of the United Nations. He is black and is apparently from Ghana in the continent of Africa, the continent that doesn't really exist as evidenced by his own apathy towards it. Annan also hates America and loves Saddam Hussein. His kids used to play with Saddam's kids while he and the Iraqi dictator sipped oil cocktails and discussed methods for burning American flags (and, in a pinch, Liberian flags as well). When the U.S. invaded Iraq in 2003, Annan cried for hours and demanded that the greatest country in the world cease their righteous crusade against terrorism, but the United Nations is as worthless as Annan is and they couldn't do anything to stop it. Freedom is on the march.

At the beginning of the year 2007, Ban Ki-moon replaced Annan as Secretary-General of the United Nations. He is expected to do as bad of a job but be better at the math portion of administrating the so-called world body in its pathetic appeasements of Iran and North Korea.

Kofi Annan TheaterEdit

Mr. Annan opened his Kofi's "Ambassador's Theatre" in Branson while making his farewell speech to the UN.

The theatre is open 4 nights a week, offering a full dinner menu and entertainment. Reservations are necessary.

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