Kittens are just short cats who curry favor by being adorable. They are the favorite animal of the The Baby Jesus (next to Stephen Colbert). Their tears have been know to cure cancer and their cries for help can be heard by Tek Jansen from anywhere in the universe. Kittens are also widely known for being extremely intelligent and manipulative when it comes to how their humans thumbs are used.
Kittens have saved millions of lives world-wide with their fantastic abilities. Thank you, kittens!!