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This is where you belong if you're a woman and not currently in the process of giving birth. Report at once and wait for further instruction from your male counterpart. Please refrain from voting, improving your place in society, or any type of indepth thinking process while enroute.

What's Inside The Kitchen?Edit

As the nerve center of home, the kitchen is designed for a woman's needs, containing many luxuries to ease her function as wife, mother and food preparer and server.

The kitchen is a compact room--providing no more room than is needed to store, cook and serve food for the family.

For storage of food:

For cooking of food:

For serving:

  • kitchen table

The Kitchen TableEdit

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