Kirstie Alley
is Very Manly™.
Baby hitler
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Kirstie Alley
is a proud und perfect reflection of der Nazi Party.
Und makes The Baby Hitler dance der Goose-Step!

Listen kids, don't stick your hands too close to Kirstie, or you might lose a finger.

Kirstie Alley was once a prominent leading lady in Hollywood but traded away her good looks and success to be part of Tom Cruise's $cientology militia.

When not trying to chase Xenu from your anus Uranus, Kirstie schills food for a diet company.

"Have you called Jenny?"
~ Kirstie Alley


Kirstie Alley suffers an unfortunate addiction to cheese. Despite repeat attempts at weight loss, her love of cheese has made it impossible to keep the weight off. She has been rumoured to go through a wheel of rich creamy brie cheese every day.



Tom Cruise's portrait portraying his anointment as the so-called Christ of $cientology

  • Kirstie painted the portrait of Tom Cruise during his coronation ceremony as the so-called Christ of $cientology.

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