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When not trying to chase Xenu from
your anus Uranus, Kirstie schills food for a diet company.
Kirstie Alley suffers an unfortunate addiction to cheese. Despite repeat attempts at weight loss, her love of cheese has made it impossible to keep the weight off. She has been rumoured to go through a wheel of rich creamy brie cheese every day.
- Kirstie painted the portrait of Tom Cruise during his coronation ceremony as the so-called Christ of $cientology.
- Kirstie is often mistaken for Michael Moore.