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Kirsten Gillibrand
is a United States Senator
for the state of Jew York
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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Kirsten Gillibrand-nejad is a terrorist.
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Kirsten Gillibrand has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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Don't let the smile fool you. Senator Gillibrand loves bears.

Kirsten Gillibrand is the junior Senator from New York.

Before that, she was the representative for New York's 20th district. She never appeared on Better Know a District because she has no Thatchers.

Senator Gillibrand supports gay marriage and other things that make the baby Jesus cry.

For some inexplicable reason. her last name is pronounced "JILL-i-brand." Any red-blooded American would pronounce her last name "GILL-i-brand." This is further proof that she hates America. She does not hate America enough for many New York City liberals, however, who want her replaced with the even more anti-American Carolyn Maloney. In reality, both should be arrested for treason and replaced with Republicans.

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Kirsten Gillibrand
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

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