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He is smelly and likes to fight Godzilla in his spare time, he has never become quite the scourge to Americans that Godzilla has become for the Japanese.
King Kongs Obsession with Stephen Colbert's Wife Edit
In December 1976, Stephen Colbert had to fight King Kong to rescue his lovely wife Evelyn McGee-Colbert. This epic battle was immortalized on the silver screen with Stephen playing himself as the pilot of the plane which shot King Kong off the World Trade Center. Stephen's story was later adapted to the video game Donkey Kong by Nintendo. Players can take the role of Colbert as a lovable small business entrepreneur "Mario" bent on rescuing his love from a maniacal bear like ape.
- King Kong is Stephen Colbert's second cousin, and used to beat up Jon Stewart and Steve Carell for fun.
- King Kong is real and didn't really die from falling off the Empire State Building, he currently lives in the back country of Alberta, Canada.
- King Kong is most notorious for causing the Russo-Japanese War, in which Dan Quayle and the Montreal Canadians took up arms against the Pokemon menace started by the Shogunate in Japan, the war ended up in Russia where Vladimir Putin took on some bitches. King Kong ate everyone to end the war he started. This has led to rumors of his ties to the Communist party.
- King Kong has frequently been a guest pundit on "Hannity and Colmes" representing the moonbat liberal fringe.