King Henry VIII

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1999 Hit single by boy band Gary Puckett and the Union Gap.

Pucket left Union Gap in 2001 to play left-handed bass for the upstart N.K.O.T.B. Puckett aspirated on vomit of indeterminate origin three months later.

King Henry VIII was born in Newport Beach CA, in 1977. He was able to speak within 3 hours of birth and beheaded his mother with a tire iron at 4 months. He was abducted by aliens in 1979 and has since become a professional ballet dancer. He was also a member of the NWTF.

King Henry VIII had fifty wives-- one for each day of the week, two for the lonely weekends, and he lost the others so history books don't talk about them much. This clearly supports Our Glorious Stephen's belief that polygamy is O.K.

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