Kim Kardashian
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.
Kim Kardashian,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

Kim Kardahian is an American socialite. She is a celebrity just like Barack Hussein Obama. She is famous for her really big ass and her sex tape with some black person named Ray J who used to beat date Whitney Houston. She is good friends with Paris Hilton.

W A R N I N G ! ! !
Kim Kardashian
is not intended for drunken frat boys

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