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Kim Jong III is the likely successor to Kim Jong II, who is not Kim Jong Il.

The movie Kim Jong III is to be the final release in the critically acclaimed Kim Jong series in North Korea. It is in no way affiliated with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The film is expected to included a highly dramatized version of the story of black civil rights advocate Malcolm III's failed assassination of Michael Moore that may portray Malcolm III in a negative light by replacing the villainous, slovenly Moore with Kim Jong III, who will undoubtedly be portrayed as a Communist North Korean hero. Nucular weapons such as the Taepodong-2 missile are also expected to feature in the plot against Republicans Arnold "Scrotum" Schwarzenegger, John "Test These" McCain and George W. "Elephant Balls" Bush. All Americans should boycott this movie, and condemnations are expected as early as 2007, the planned year of its release, from conservative leaders such as George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Stephen Colbert, Brit Hume, and Bill O'Reilly.

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