Hello, Kitty
Hello, Kim Jong II
Asian and very good at math.

Kim Jong II is not Kim Jong Il. He is also not Kim Jong I. He is also a confirmed homosexual, so he has no interest in Lil Kim.

Kim Jong II was the titular character and star of the 2004 North Korean film Kim Jong II: The Capitalists Strike Back, which featured him sodomizing Arnold Schwarzenegger and killing Coalition troops on the beaches of North Korea and in the streets of Pyongyang. Many American analysts have confirmed that such a thing is scientifically impossible and could never happen, thus casting the Kim Jong II character firmly into the realm of fiction. Unfortunately, the film was such a hit that a sequel is planned, called Kim Jong III: Return of the Glasses.

Al Franken
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