Help Jong-un Market HimselfEdit
On the June 15, 2009 episode of his award-winning news program "The Colbert Report," Dr. Colbert gave some sound advice to the newly ascended leader of North Korea that included created a personal mythology that lives up to his father's own invented reputation.
Please help create a biography for Jong-un.
His father was known as "Glorious Leader!" What should Jong-un be called?
- "The Young-Un" Are we sure he's not from SOUTH Korea???
Jong-un has some big shoes to fill! His father was known for his golfing prowess! What will Jong-un be known for!?
- A frighteningly large collection of drag-queen memorabilia.
- Fucked the guy who did gagnam style and got him pregnant with a toaster.
- Conquers the Internet.
- Creates his own Disney Show
without copyright consent
- Kim Jong-un spent $1 Billion dollars on the most expensive fireworks display to celebrate the glory of his Glorious Granpa! The world now trembles in fear!!
Glorious Fashion StyleEdit
Jong-un will need to stick out in a crowd, help design a look for this madman in the wings!
- Liberace all the way, darling!
External Glorious TubesEdit
- Can Kim Jong-un outcrazy our glorious leader?
- Mickey Mouse to Rule North Korea
- Kim Jong Un learning how to use the tubes to troll the world!