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Kickball is the sport that George Washington strategically developed to defeat the communists and acquire the state of North Dakota. Moreover, and perhaps more notable, kickball is also a fond pastime of the young Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA during such periods as recess.

How To Play? Edit

The premise of the game is essentially to kick a ball.

Some variations of the game include:Edit
  • Pasting pictures of liberals on the ball to show them who's boss
  • Kicking a democrat, a communist, and/or a hippie in the balls.
  • But thats only if he had any.

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