Kevin Johnson
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process



Kevin Johnson is the mayor of the City of Sacramento, and was formerly a member of the NBA. His qualifications for the mayoral office are:

  • fame

Mayor Johnson is unchallenged in the 2012 mayoral election in Sacramento, as all of Johnson's potential rivals were killed by his hookers, who suffocated said rivals with their boobs upon being commanded to 'sic'.

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