Kevin Bacon
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Kevin Bacon discovers hot cocoa on the December 9, 2008 episode of the greatest news program ever!

A well-known Hollywood liberal elite, Kevin Bacon is connected to every other Sodomite either by having starred in a movie with them, or through elicit sexual contact.

Despite all this notoriety, Bacon gained his greatest fame as one of Dr. Stephen Colbert's writers on his award-winning news program, "The Colbert Report".Episode #354

December 9, 2008 NailingEdit


Stephen holding a mug of the Greatest Christmas Beverage Ever, egg nog while interviewing anti-nogist, Kevin Bacon


Appearing only to promote his latest movie, "Frost/Nixon", Bacon appeared not wearing a tuxedo or combing his hair, and behaving like he was on some sort of controlled substance.

Employing his superior interviewing skills, Dr. Colbert was able to get Bacon to admit that he was raised to despise Nixon.

After the drugs wore down and Bacon gave up details regarding the Homosexual Agenda, Stephen invited him to decorate the Nixmas Tree with a special garland.


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