Kenny G
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.
Kenny G
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
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Don't be too mean,
Kenny G
is a registered Pussy.

Kenny G. is the Tiger Woods of Canadian Jewry

Kenny G. was born Kenneth Ross Guevarra in Canada. He is widely recognized as the world's most famous and innovative jazz musician. He holds the world record for blowing the longest musical note in the history of all mankind. He is an outspoken jew, who still lives with his mother in Toronto, Ontario Canada.

Kenny G. has recorded more best selling records than Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, and all other blind, black, songwriters combined. He is also a championship golfer and has won more Masters than any other Jewish Canadian in history.

Ironically, Kenny's house burnt to the ground in 1990's, because his Christmas tree caught fire. What a Jew was doing with a Christmas tree, we'll never know.

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