Ken Roth
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Ken Roth
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

Ken is the executive director of Human Rights Watch whose life's quest is to coddle America's enemies.

And he's got a running start

How Ken is a disapointment to The Baby JesusEdit

Ken wants to do good, but his hate for America stands in the way. He loves America's enemies, but has no idea who they are, all he knows is he hates America.

Stephen had to explain many things to Kenny-boy while he was getting nailed.

It was quite a work out for Stephen , who not only had to nail a guest, while entertaining the heroes, but he also had to educate the guy about fundamental foreign policy/realtions, whatever.

Things Ken Learned From StephenEdit

Ken learned that if one of the terrorists in Gitmo is a terrorist (hence the name), then they all are. Somehow Ken couldn't quite grasp the beauty of that truthyism.

Ken didn't know that just because a criminal hasn't had a trial, that one day he wouldn't have a trial. Ken also didn't know that is the way success works too.

Ken had no problem understanding that he got nailed! Even going so far as to admit he got nailed.

One out of four isn't bad, Ken, not for a bleeding-heart liberal.

Whose rights are being watched?

Lincoln may have committed suicide at Ford's Theater.

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