Ken Burns
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

PBS factonistamentarian Ken Burns.

Ken Burns is a noted American historian documentarian and film-maker. He appeared as Stephen's guest on the November 1, 2005 edition of The Colbert Report.

Burns plans to wait ten to fifteen years before commencing on a documentary of The Colbert Report so he can get the proper historical triangulation to tell The Report's story accurately., believes that the wisdom of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.--truthiness--is too important to wait for history or triangles to figure out how they think about the story of "The Report". catalogs truthyisms as they occur, creating an internets tubal empire that honors Stephen and his gut, so that Americans may bask in his glory immediately!

Burns was also the central subject of Stephen's own documentary film Ken Burns: An American Interview which was about Stephen's November 1, 2005 interview of Burns, narrated by Burns.

Thus proving that neither history nor triangles are necessary to tell a story.


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