Kellie Pickler
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
You don't have to be
high on painkillers
to boogie down to Kellie Pickler.

Kellie Pickler is an American Country Music singer. She is famous for pointing out that France is not a country but Europe is a country. She also thinks that Budapest is the capital of France. France is not the location of the Stephen Colbert Híd. Why in God's name would Stephen want a bridge in France? French bridges get blown up in wars! She is not smarter than a 5th grader and is not aware that Hungary is a country therefore she does not know about the bridge.

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