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This segment was originally called "Three People Who I Am Jealous Of Because They Are Going To Heaven & I'm Not" and "Three People, Who Can Increase My Ratings Just By Mentioning Their Name During My Show."
Third place usually goes to a dumb criminal like an atheist.
Second usually goes to a patriotic radio personality or someone on FOX.
And first place is reserved for a well known conservative, such as Papa Bear.
In July, 2009, Olbermann refused to recognize and give our dear Stephen the award!Episode #585
Worse yet he did so on the grounds that he considered Doctor Colbert to be an "old school Southern gentleman".
No insult can be worse than a complement from a communist like Olbermann!
Needless to say Baby Bear set 'em straight.
For those who are wondering the answer is no. Colbert's offering Sanford a literal stroke job does not make him in any way shape or form gay however if you think this for a second it id proof that you are gay and need to be sent to Utah as punishment.