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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Keith Ellison-nejad is a terrorist.

Al-Keith Akbar-Ellison

Al-Keith-Akbar-Bin-Ellison (D- Iraq Iran) is the first Muslim ever elected to Congress. He is, of course not white and a Democrat.

His win in the 2006 midterm elections is more proof that the cut-and-run party is really just a front for Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein's coming invasion of America.

Furthermore, he chose to attend a rally of the communist AFL-CIO over a private White House reception with President George W. Bush. "It wasn't even a close call," Ellison said. "Maybe one day I'll get to meet the president. He's the president, and I respect him in his role as the president, but I have exceedingly sharp differences with him on a policy level."

After careful translation by CIA cryptologists, we can now see his actual words:

"All was in readiness. Unfortunately I was unable to execute the president. My Al Qaeda-CIO contacts wanted to delay our plan, but I have an exceedingly sharp knife to slice his throat with at a later date."

Ellsion's intention to be sworn in on a Koran is a threat to all America. Dennis Prager demanded that Ellsion use a New Testament, and also that he celebrate Christmas and eat pork.

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Keith Ellison gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Keith Ellison by unloading your gut onto this page.

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