Baby Jesus
Keisha Castle-Hughes
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!


Mary, Mary. Why ya buggin?

Keisha Castle-Hughes is a 16 year-old New Zealand actress who plays the Virgin Mary in the 2006 movie The Nativity Story.

She became pregnant (via Immaculate Conception) and carried the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ until she gave birth to Our Lord and Savior© on Christmas Day 2006.

Stephen Colbert correctly predicted the Second Coming's Christmas 2006 date of birth and subsequently spread that rumor...

Oh, and her boyfriend is a carpenter. Hmm... sound familiar?


  • Can ride whales.
  • Is friendly with sheep.

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